With Father’s Day coming up on June 18th, we thought we’d compile our Top Ten favourite Dad Jokes to celebrate… enjoy!

1. “What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”

2. “My dad literally told me this one last week: ‘Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.'”

3. “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.'”

4. “Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!'”

5. “Me: ‘Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

6. “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!”

7. “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.”

8. “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.”

9. “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.”

10. “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”